Today, thinking he was being so hilarious, my friend slipped me enough laxatives to make a horse shit its intestines out. I haven't been able to move from the toilet for over an hour. FML

by Anonymous / 01/20/2015 at 11:29pm / United States (Arkansas) / Health

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  • tell him that shit wasn't funny

    #1 - On 01/21/2015 at 1:39pm by Dodge4x4Ram

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  • I stay on the toilet by choice because my phone is fun. However it's no fun when you're constantly shitting yourself. Think about it this way, free weight loss!

    #3 - On 01/21/2015 at 1:40pm by Mauskau

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