Today, on my first ski run down a mountain, I dislocated my patella. Now I get to watch out of the window as my family builds a snowman and names it after me. FML
by Anonymous / 12/29/2014 at 8:07pm / United States (Oregon) / Health
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#1 - On 12/30/2014 at 6:14am by airhead2015
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"then you took an arrow in the knee" never seemed so fitting
#3 - On 12/30/2014 at 6:18am by Enslaved
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