Today, I went paintballing with my girlfriend and her family. Her dad ended up shooting me, and I doubled over in pain. I thought that was it, until he stepped back and shot me several more times in the stomach. "Just double-tapping," he smirked. More like quadruple-tapping. FML

by Anonymous / 12/26/2014 at 9:58am / United States (New York) / Health

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  • That's when you empty your entire clip into him. He wants to be a bully? Give him a bloody nose.

    #3 - On 12/26/2014 at 6:32pm by 0void0

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  • Never go paintballin' with the in-laws. NEVER. There are several FMLs exactly like this one that illustrate why.

    #13 - On 12/26/2014 at 7:08pm by laden_swallow09

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