Today, I got to experience the horror of my wife's pregnancy. She woke me up abruptly at 5 am by throwing up all over me due to her terrible morning sickness, then ate pickles covered in mayonnaise, and later dropped to the floor sobbing when I told her we were out of dog food. FML

by Anonymous / 12/11/2014 at 4:47pm / United States (California) / Health

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  • look at the bright side, you are not the one who is pregnant!

    #1 - On 12/12/2014 at 6:00am by saraitkddh

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  • out of all things to run out of. you run out of dog food. come on man.

    #2 - On 12/12/2014 at 6:00am by tony1891

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