Today, I woke up with a swollen lump on my throat. It's extremely painful. My dad named it Gretchen and now talks about it as if it's a person. FML
by Anonymous / 12/04/2014 at 10:29pm / United States (Virginia) / Health
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She's lump, she's lump, she's lump, she's in my head.
But seriously, get that shit checked out.
#1 - On 12/05/2014 at 10:57am by ComoEsJuan
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Hey, at least he has a sense of humor. I hope he takes it seriously, though.
#3 - On 12/05/2014 at 11:01am by amadeclton
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