Today, I woke up with a swollen lump on my throat. It's extremely painful. My dad named it Gretchen and now talks about it as if it's a person. FML

by Anonymous / 12/04/2014 at 10:29pm / United States (Virginia) / Health

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  • She's lump, she's lump, she's lump, she's in my head.


    But seriously, get that shit checked out.

    #1 - On 12/05/2014 at 10:57am by ComoEsJuan

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  • Hey, at least he has a sense of humor. I hope he takes it seriously, though.

    #3 - On 12/05/2014 at 11:01am by amadeclton

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