Today, at the gym, some muscle head idiot started yelling at the treadmill for not going fast enough, and I muttered "roid rage". Apparently said roids give him superhuman hearing, because he heard me from the other side of the room, and threatened to kill me. FML

by juggalomurderer59 / 11/12/2014 at 11:00am / United States / Health

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  • Because treadmills will go faster if you yell at them.

    #2 - On 11/12/2014 at 6:03pm by Seabiscuit218

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  • Don't worry. The treadmill will keep him running in place, and he'll never reach you no matter how slow you run.

    #3 - On 11/12/2014 at 6:04pm by Welshite

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