Today, I was shopping for a new deodorant, and this guy was standing in the way. He wouldn't move, so I crouched down to get the one I wanted, right when he did the most violent fart right in my face. Then his wife came over, made a face and he whispered, "I think that girl just farted". FML

by smellyhair / 11/02/2014 at 6:28am / United Kingdom / Health

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  • I hate people like this. and no matter what you can't get around them.

    #1 - On 11/02/2014 at 11:44am by Jazoo1

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  • Honestly, would it have been that hard to say "Excuse me sir, but would you please move?"

    #3 - On 11/02/2014 at 11:46am by thecuriouskat

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