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Today, I had trouble carrying a box upstairs because my arms were sore from working out. My mom asked me, "Why are you working out so much then?" I didn't have the heart to tell her it was because of her 100-pound weight gain and that I didn't want to end up looking like her. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40482) - you deserved it (6502)

On 07/31/2014 at 7:51am - health - by jogginglikeitsmyjob (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

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Well you need to confront her then.

#1 - On 07/31/2014 at 12:25pm by dabears1011234

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You could always help her out by suggesting stuff that seems fun but actually helps her loose weight. Sorry though.

#4 - On 07/31/2014 at 12:27pm by alaen23

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