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Today, I had to go to the hospital to get blood taken. The nurse mentioned how pronounced and easy to see my veins are. I guess that explains why she missed five times in a row. I'm surprised my arm doesn't look like a heroin addict's right now. FML

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On 07/27/2014 at 12:13pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

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I'm needle phobic. If they don't hit the vein on the first try I demand a different nurse.

#1 - On 07/27/2014 at 2:54pm by howsthisforaname

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Maybe she needlealittle practice.

#5 - On 07/27/2014 at 2:57pm by kdm_km1

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