Health: Today, I helped my dad push our broken-down truck from the driveway...

By crippled - 08/07/2014 08:40 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, I helped my dad push our broken-down truck from the driveway onto the tire ramp. Truck didn't make it; neither did my leg. FML

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Move, bitch! Get out the way!

By FlatFoot - 05/10/2017 07:00 - United States - New York

Today, my dad ran over my foot with his work truck. FML

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By little nokken - 19/05/2018 13:00 - United States

Today, I was out driving with my dad when the car broke down. He made me get out and push. I am a 5 ft tall 90 lb girl, and the car was an SUV. FML

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By thanksdad - 03/07/2012 01:20 - United States - Beaverton

Today, my dad was helping my fiancé and me move. On the way, someone sideswiped the trailer. When the police came, we found my dad had a suspended license, no insurance, and a broken tail light. No one else could drive a manual, so we were stuck in a parking lot for 3 hours. Thanks, dad. FML

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By wo-ow - 06/06/2014 23:09 - United States - Bronx

Today, I fell down the stairs and broke my leg. My dad helped me to the car so he could drive me to the hospital, but when he saw our neighbor, he went over and had a 15 minute screaming match with him over how his dog keeps shitting on our lawn, all while I sat in the car in agony. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/05/2019 22:00

Today, I drove my truck into the garage for a couple of minor repairs. It was returned on a flatbed with a blown engine. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/02/2016 11:56 - United States - Newburyport

Today, after a snowstorm my son decided that boarding off the roof onto my truck would be fun. My truck now has a puncture wound. The same truck that drove him to the hospital for his puncture wound and broken arm. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2009 03:13 - United States

Today, my father went out to get batteries for the remote control helicopter I bought him for Christmas. In his excitement, he backed his truck into my car. FML

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You deserved it 2 920

By drew - 18/12/2010 20:22 - United States

Today, I was run over by my own car as I tried to push it out of a snowbank. FML

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You deserved it 4 990

By skinsfan7592 - 08/02/2010 15:19 - United States

Today, my dad and I had an argument. Then we went outside to shovel the snow out of the driveway. I heard him yelling and figured he was just yelling at me some more, so I turned my iPod up so I couldn't hear him anymore. Turns out he had fallen, cracked a rib, and needed help up. FML

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You deserved it 44 078

By broken down and flat broke - 17/04/2016 14:41 - United States - Alexandria

Today, I had the lovely experience of witnessing a tow truck cause a couple thousand dollars' worth of damage to my broken-down car. FML

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You deserved it 1 345

badblaby 8

Tuesday 8 July 2014 19:24

Did you lose it or break it?

beaverteaser 16

Tuesday 8 July 2014 19:30

time to go to ihop

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superwolf33 15

Tuesday 8 July 2014 19:24

Man that sucks

Godsofdracos 15

Tuesday 8 July 2014 19:24

Man, I thought it sounded awesome...

CupcakeJuice 10

Tuesday 8 July 2014 19:25

So much you could have said, being the first comment, and you say that?

loooloool 13

Tuesday 8 July 2014 19:27

How does that sound awesome?

kelsorg 21

Tuesday 8 July 2014 20:00

I'm assuming that was sarcasm...

Strider207 5

Tuesday 8 July 2014 21:05

No shit Sherlock

zZLightZz 13

Wednesday 9 July 2014 1:14

im so confused. it this a good thing or a bad thing?

FiFiLovee 26

Wednesday 9 July 2014 21:25

This needs a followup. I'm curious as to what happened to OP's leg.

ohSNAPyall 26

Friday 11 July 2014 19:10

Read OP's username.

badblaby 8

Tuesday 8 July 2014 19:24

Did you lose it or break it?

Random4Dayz 19

Tuesday 8 July 2014 19:27

I think he lost it..where'd it go op?

cakefete2 30

Tuesday 8 July 2014 19:31

It called "shotgun".

gjikvtj 18

Tuesday 8 July 2014 20:31

If the leg took shotgun, who's driving?

moo_and_bloo 10

Wednesday 9 July 2014 0:25

Yo mama

SpreadTHEKILLER 14

Wednesday 9 July 2014 3:43

#58 Leave. Now.

Snarky_Chick 7

Thursday 10 July 2014 7:02

Kudos @65

TheAtheistChild 10

Sunday 13 July 2014 10:19

#35 gravity was driving and velocity was in the back.

JellyBalls 18

Tuesday 8 July 2014 19:25

At least you tired

LifeAlertTwerk 14

Tuesday 8 July 2014 19:29

I'd certainly be "tired" after pushing a truck for a long distance! Furthermore, I'm sure a leg injury didn't wake OP up that much.

TrippingOnAcid 29

Tuesday 8 July 2014 19:36

He was trying to make a pun, not a spelling mistake

AllStache 11

Tuesday 8 July 2014 21:06

#11 was also making a pun.

badluckalex 23

Tuesday 8 July 2014 21:21

lay off the acid 26...

the_real_aquaman 5

Tuesday 8 July 2014 22:37

At least he has a dad to "lean" on

taywuzhere 11

Tuesday 8 July 2014 19:27

Ouch.

njgohard 16

Tuesday 8 July 2014 19:27

Is the leg just broken or did it get something worse?

Tthug 34

Tuesday 8 July 2014 19:29

That's what I'm wondering. Sounds like the truck took off with his leg somewhere...

rocker_chick105 31

Tuesday 8 July 2014 20:04

Maybe they were meant for each other!

RedPillSucks 31

Tuesday 8 July 2014 21:35

Maybe he had an artificial leg left in the truck

JJ_86 22

Tuesday 8 July 2014 23:08

Yea right, OP left his artificial leg in the truck before pushing it to ramp, on one leg

NeatNit 32

Tuesday 8 July 2014 23:46

#49 I'm glad we've reached a consensus.

GentlemanBastard 15

Wednesday 9 July 2014 2:49

49, I know you were being sarcastic, but I just laughed my ass off picturing a one-legged man pushing a truck. So thank you for that.

nattlecakes 19

Tuesday 8 July 2014 19:28

Ouch!

njgohard 16

Tuesday 8 July 2014 19:29

No shit.

nattlecakes 19

Tuesday 8 July 2014 19:35

No need to be rude, sir

iAlissa 34

Tuesday 8 July 2014 19:29

Broken limbs suck, especially legs. Feel better!

beaverteaser 16

Tuesday 8 July 2014 19:30

time to go to ihop

ThomasBombadil 31

Tuesday 8 July 2014 19:30

Isn't this a country song?

hzxrd 7

Tuesday 8 July 2014 19:30

Well you win some you lose some

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Move, bitch! Get out the way!

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