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Today, on my first day as a lifeguard, a man had a heart attack in the pool. I jumped in, pulled him out, and even went to the hospital with him. He seemed genuinely offended, saying "You should've let me die." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44618) - you deserved it (3115)

On 07/04/2014 at 3:04pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Netherlands

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You possibly saved a life. That's pretty awesome, even if he didn't throw you a parade after...

#2 - On 07/04/2014 at 6:50pm by feelingold

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Don't take it to heart. You did good OP.

#4 - On 07/04/2014 at 6:51pm by Ghosty546

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