Today, my mom found my dad's hidden stash of cigarettes. He told her they were mine and now I have to spend two hours at therapy for my "smoking problem" every weekend. I've never smoked. FML
by Anonymous / 09/21/2013 at 12:07am / United States (Mississippi) / Health
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I'm pretty sure you can tell a smoker from a non smoker. Just tell your mom to check his teeth
#1 - On 09/21/2013 at 1:10pm by golden_warrior
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Just tell your mom that you need your dad there for "support".
#2 - On 09/21/2013 at 1:10pm by Welshite
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