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Today, I spent five hours in the ER with my 75-year-old grandma. Why? Because she attacked an old lady and punched a nurse in the face, kicked him in the balls, and jumped on his back and choked him. She had five guards holding her down and is now convinced they are trying to kill her. FML


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On 08/20/2013 at 5:16pm - health - by Oh Grandma... - United States (Ohio)

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Your grandma is hardcore, she is now my idol.

#1 - On 08/21/2013 at 3:09am by Bevspeaks

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my goal in life is to become a grandma like her.

#6 - On 08/21/2013 at 3:10am by dinosxxrawr

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