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Today, I went to use the restroom. I looked down at the toilet, and saw blood smeared all over the seat, as well as several dirty tampons in the floor. I confronted my girlfriend about the mess, only for her to reply with, "Well, what'd you expect? You live with a woman now." FML

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On 02/26/2013 at 1:29am - health - by GrossedOut (man) - United States (Georgia)

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That's NOT what it means to live with a woman. That is what it means to live with an unhygienic slob. That is disgusting. I would NEVER leave any kind of bathroom, personal or not, looking that way.

#2 - On 02/26/2013 at 10:05am by Skylansmile

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Start leaving the toilet seat up, and when its down, piss on it.

#1 - On 02/26/2013 at 10:04am by supportcommand

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