Today, as I was riding my bike, my foot slipped and I did a slow speed-tumble over the top, ripping my balls wide open. Number of stitches: too many to count. Size of balls: softball. Color: blue. FML

by Anonymous / 08/18/2012 at 1:15am / United States / Health

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  • That must be some serious painful shit! I closed my legs and I'm a girl!

    #1 - On 08/18/2012 at 9:49am by illabye

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  • How the hell did you tear your sack? Is your bike covered in knives or were you riding naked?

    #8 - On 08/18/2012 at 9:54am by spacemanspiff78

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