Today, I came home from a knee surgery. I asked my mother to get me a glass of water. She replied, "You can get it, you're not crippled. Oh wait, yeah you are" and laughed hysterically. FML
by crippy / 06/26/2012 at 1:01am / United States / Health
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charming mother you have.
#1 - On 06/26/2012 at 5:46am by hannaaaahr
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Hit her with your walking stick.
#5 - On 06/26/2012 at 5:50am by zandalee
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