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Today, I was having a debate with my friend, who actually believes karma is real. He got very angry with me and stormed off, tripping over his own feet in the process. I laughed and asked what he'd done in a past life to deserve that one. He responded by getting up and punching me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7448) - you deserved it (29246)

On 06/07/2012 at 5:26pm - health - by sh3n-D (man) - Denmark (Midtjylland)

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You have your beliefs, and he has his. Why do you have to make fun of him for it? YDI.

#2 - On 06/07/2012 at 11:51pm by insanexnh

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See karma is real!

#1 - On 06/07/2012 at 11:50pm by melanie177

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