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Today, after a very painful mouth surgery, I went home to take a nap. Then my nose started bleeding, so I stuck a tissue in it and fell asleep. When I woke up, I was so high from painkillers that when I saw the tissue, I thought it was a ghost. I screamed so loud I burst a stitch. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24370) - you deserved it (3291)

On 06/07/2012 at 2:12pm - health - by LaurenB (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

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Who ya gonna call? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!

#1 - On 06/07/2012 at 6:31pm by SparkleyTurtle

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That's what the ghost wants you to think.

#9 - On 06/07/2012 at 6:36pm by StanSmith

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