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Today, in a drunken state, I decided that it would be a good idea to shave with a pizza cutter. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5871) - you deserved it (30702)

On 06/07/2012 at 8:10am - health - by Darwin_Award_Winner (man) - United States (Texas)

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It's not normal to shave with a pizza cutter?

#2 - On 06/07/2012 at 12:51pm by Hiimhaileypotter

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What... Why the fuck?

#1 - On 06/07/2012 at 12:51pm by bellakaykid

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