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Today, after years of lobbying for a travel job, I'm finally in Africa. Everything I eat or drink comes violently back out both directions. When I don't eat or drink, I pass out. Essentially I have to choose between illness and consciousness. Hello, fabulous new job. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25550) - you deserved it (6629)

On 06/01/2012 at 4:41am - health - by sicksicksick (woman) - Senegal

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Well I think you should eat food rather then starve to death, maybe your body will adjust eventually.

#1 - On 06/01/2012 at 10:08am by staymintyfresh

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Choose to eat. Eventually your stomach will get used to the foreign food and water. The same thing happened to me the first time I went to Jordan. It was not pretty. :/

#7 - On 06/01/2012 at 10:10am by NoorFML

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