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Today, I was about to get in the shower, when I felt an odd itch in my navel. I saw what I thought was bellybutton lint, so I pulled on it, and quickly realized what I had between my fingers was a still-squirming, headless tick. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27430) - you deserved it (2409)

On 05/19/2012 at 6:54pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States

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That's disgusting

#1 - On 05/19/2012 at 7:45pm by brittanyayy

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I hope you realize....... The head's still in there somewhere, and it will re-grow its body eventually.

#4 - On 05/19/2012 at 7:47pm by Roflsauruz

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