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Today, I thought I felt my baby kicking for the first time. After excitedly exclaiming this fact to the few people around me, I involuntarily let out the loudest fart. Not the baby kicking, just gas. FML

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It's ok. When you're pregnant you get away with more stuff like that! :)

#3 - On 05/19/2012 at 1:28pm by mhopper

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OP: Oh my god the baby just kicked! Aahhh!! Eeee!
And it just spoke!

OP quick! Use that excuse!

#5 - On 05/19/2012 at 1:29pm by NoorFML

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