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Today, I'm found out I'm pregnant. My husband and I spoke at length about how we were going to handle things, which included him "forbidding" me from having an epidural, because he doesn't want our baby to "come out addicted to drugs." FML


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On 05/12/2012 at 9:35pm - health - by CalyenaL (woman) - Mexico (Baja California)

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He will change his mind when you break his hand going into labor.

#3 - On 05/12/2012 at 11:33pm by TheGewt

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He's not the one pushing a baby out of his vag. Tell him it's your choice. And, sometimes doctors really want people to get them, so that they don't pass out from pain.

#4 - On 05/12/2012 at 11:35pm by batwomen

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