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Today, while landscaping my backyard, I was pulling a big weed out of the ground. After the last tug, the soil came free, but ended up with me punching myself full force in the nuts. I think my future children are already filing for parental abuse. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20819) - you deserved it (3845)

On 04/21/2012 at 11:27pm - health - by JurassicHole (man) - United States

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That's only if you're still fertile

#1 - On 04/22/2012 at 2:16am by mmmPoptarts

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Good thing guys constantly generate new sperm! Lol girls don't generate new "eggs" ever, so if they get damages they literally damage their future children. Nerd moment srry :P

#4 - On 04/22/2012 at 2:18am by jackson41

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