Today, I was peppered with questions about my swollen eye and if I'd gotten into a fight. I couldn't bring myself to admit that I'd been brutally beaten into submission by a doorknob. FML

by Stephen / 03/24/2012 at 5:07pm / Sweden / Health

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  • Thats when you say, "You should see the other guy."

    #2 - On 03/24/2012 at 9:06pm by blackheart24

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  • It's like sponge bob when he can't get his toothpaste open with a wrench and the toothpaste cap hit his eye and he makes up a bunch of lies that he beat someone up.

    #7 - On 03/24/2012 at 9:12pm by sillycart

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