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Today, I've been sick with both a chest cold and a sore throat. As a result, I've also been dehydrated, causing me to have a headache. Whenever I cough, I feel like my throat is being ripped apart and my head is about to explode. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21127) - you deserved it (2922)

On 03/23/2012 at 7:10pm - health - by Zak (man) - United States

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Sounds like you could use a riiiiiiiiiiiiiiicola

#10 - On 03/23/2012 at 9:03pm by agm77

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Time for the night time headache, coughing, sniffling, sneezing, sore throat,....."how the hell did I end up on my kitchen floor?" medication.

#14 - On 03/23/2012 at 9:09pm by rubberduckie94

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