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Today, I found out my roommate spits the mouthwash back into the bottle after he gargles. FML

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On 03/20/2012 at 11:37am - health - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

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As long as it isn't a communal bottle of mouthwash, you're probably fine.

If it is, WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU SHARING MOUTHWASH?

#5 - On 03/20/2012 at 1:51pm by DocBastard

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I wonder what else he spits.

#2 - On 03/20/2012 at 1:50pm by Zmeilerr

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