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 Today, I decided to finally try out the veggie slicer I bought a few months ago to make healthy homemade potato chips. Along with the sliced potatoes, I am now missing about a quarter inch chunk of skin from the side of my hand and quite a bit of blood. At least the chips were good. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15798) - you deserved it (11392)

On 03/15/2012 at 3:53am - health - by missgayle319 - United States (Texas)

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Well at least you got some chips

#1 - On 03/15/2012 at 6:54am by mnblkjpoi

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I understand you're trying to lose weight, but lopping off a bit of your hand is NOT part of the DocBastard Healthy Weight Loss Plan.

#18 - On 03/15/2012 at 7:13am by DocBastard

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