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Today, I got my braces put on. This is the second time I've had them. The first time was after my cousin opened a car door in my face. This time a jock punched me in the mouth for saying that Reese's taste the same as Snickers peanut butter. FML

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On 03/14/2012 at 4:12pm - health - by braceface - United States

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You dared to insult the mighty Reese's Peanut Butter Cup?

#10 - On 03/14/2012 at 7:15pm by TheDrifter

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You're lucky you aren't losing the teeth.

#2 - On 03/14/2012 at 7:11pm by glittercookies

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