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Today, I had a mild epileptic seizure. My mom's immediate reaction was not to comfort me or call for help, but to freak out over the fact that I'd spilled my glass of milk over the floor. FML

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On 03/13/2012 at 12:08pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

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aren't we supposed to not cry over spilt milk?

#3 - On 03/13/2012 at 2:11pm by aquaeyedsiren

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Well yeah! She's the one who has to clean ip that mess, right! Jk hope you're ok, op!

#1 - On 03/13/2012 at 2:08pm by Pandacupcakelove

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