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Today, I still have the bronchitis and the stomach flu that I suffered through all weekend. Today was to be the day I had my bachelorette party and wedding shower. I had to call both of them off. FML

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On 03/12/2012 at 12:45pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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Awww, don't worry, you can have it some other time:) they wouldn't throw it without you afterall

#2 - On 03/12/2012 at 2:29pm by ALlamaOnFire

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I say you still have the bachelorette party and shower. For the party you and your friends can go to the pharmacy and buy you cough syrup and Pepto Bismol for the shower. Then you can all get drunk on the cough syrup and play fun party games like "Try to Puke in the Toilet" and "Cleanup on Aisle 6!"

#12 - On 03/12/2012 at 2:43pm by DocBastard

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