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Today, I burned my butt on the heater when I tried to warm up after my shower. FML


I agree, your life sucks (7632) - you deserved it (22850)

On 03/12/2012 at 4:03am - health - by anonymous - United States

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I like burned butts and I cannot lie!

#5 - On 03/12/2012 at 10:40am by biggestfan23

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Did you run back to the shower then?

#1 - On 03/12/2012 at 10:38am by moksha

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