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Today, my hay-fever started. I'm five months pregnant, and every time I cough, sneeze or blow my nose I either fart or wet myself. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30537) - you deserved it (2842)

On 03/08/2012 at 11:53pm - health - by radiating (woman) -

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Start wearing a diaper?

#2 - On 03/09/2012 at 2:41am by jtthegr8

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At least it's one or the other and not both.

#3 - On 03/09/2012 at 2:42am by CbDemyx

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