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Today, due to the powerful antibiotic I was taking for a bad infection on my knee, I had no control over my bowels and shat my pants while discussing a plumbing problem in a customers basement. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27047) - you deserved it (2021)

On 03/06/2012 at 6:53am - health - by beernuts - United States

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Talk about taking an arrow to the knee right?
*prepares for an onslaught if thumbs down*

#1 - On 03/06/2012 at 12:54pm by mpsteve137

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I'm sorry OP.
Maybe next time you should take the day off?
Or at least...wear a diaper?

#2 - On 03/06/2012 at 12:56pm by ilovefall10

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