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Today, my stomach muscles are still sore from yesterday. Not because I was doing sit-ups or working out or anything, but because I have to work that hard to take a dump. FML


I agree, your life sucks (21045) - you deserved it (5977)

On 03/05/2012 at 12:12am - health - by wtbfiber (man) - United States

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#3 - On 03/05/2012 at 6:05am by saIty

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Dude. Fiber.

#14 - On 03/05/2012 at 6:31am by CTVrhythmguitari

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