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Today, I sneezed while at the office. I felt snot shoot out, but I couldn't see anything on the tissue. I ignored it and went on with my day. When I went to the bathroom hours later, I noticed a huge wad of snot had dried onto the front of my shirt. No one told me about it. FML

I agree, your life sucks (6026) - you deserved it (858)

On 03/04/2012 at 2:36pm - health - by breebree-0 (woman) - United States (California)

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