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Today, I woke up with the worst vaginal itching and swelling. I then find out it was brought on by my boyfriend's cheap brand of toilet paper. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22836) - you deserved it (3272)

On 02/27/2012 at 7:29am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

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Guess your boyfriend's not as Charmin as you thought

#5 - On 02/27/2012 at 9:47am by zingline89

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At least it wasn't brought on by your boyfriend's inability to be in a monogamous relationship.

#15 - On 02/27/2012 at 9:51am by Shleebs

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