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Today, I was working as a paramedic when my patient's colostomy bag exploded all over me. I was covered in fecal matter, with 5 hours left on my shift. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8092) - you deserved it (645)

On 02/23/2012 at 9:24pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

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