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Today, my school's 6'2, 270-pound, 375-pound bench-pressing football superstar knocked me unconscious in one hit. With a dodgeball. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27493) - you deserved it (3108)

On 01/18/2012 at 2:57pm - health - by Shameful (man) - United States (Alabama)

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You have to know the 5 D's of dodgeball. Dodge, duck, dip, dive, and dodge.

#5 - On 01/18/2012 at 6:28pm by loller27

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Oh that's just the worst

#1 - On 01/18/2012 at 6:27pm by Avoriginies

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