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Today, my parents are on holiday, which means I have the house to myself. Wild parties? Hot girls? Loads of beer? No. Flu. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28585) - you deserved it (5983)

On 01/18/2012 at 10:29am - health - by partypooper (man) - United Kingdom

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Aww get well soon! *cyberhugs*

#2 - On 01/18/2012 at 12:59pm by 123josie123

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Eat some chicken noodle soup and party anyways :D

#3 - On 01/18/2012 at 1:00pm by TheMaster15

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