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Today, I found out that when my mom says she's going to kick me in the head to wake me up for an important interview, she actually means it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13539) - you deserved it (18200)

On 01/10/2012 at 1:04am - health - by Anonymous - United States

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Effective... Crude yet effective...

#1 - On 01/10/2012 at 5:40am by WaSiSimiLang

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Why do you need to be kicked in the head for an important interview anyways? Are you not responsible enough to do something yourself?

#6 - On 01/10/2012 at 5:44am by steviesnm

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