By sick in Vegas - 07/01/2012 22:21 - United States

Today, I'm in Vegas to celebrate my 22nd birthday. I should be out having a blast, but a stomach virus thought otherwise. I'll be spending my birthday stuck in my hotel room eating microwaved soup. FML
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StoryOfTheYear 14

Then he'd have more than just a stomach virus.

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StoryOfTheYear 14

Then he'd have more than just a stomach virus.

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WCARlover 34

So he can add STDs on top of his stomach virus, good thinking:)

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perdix 29

Be careful, hookers add a steep surcharge when diarrhea gets involved without prior approval.

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JoshTheMaggot 8

Look on the bright side, the blast isn't coming out of your ass..

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amyjadee 0

Wait but wouldn't that mean that OP has to buy his own mom?

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ChilledDubstepa 6

That was uncalled for.

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silvercamaro 22

Anyone else notice ops name is sick in vegas?

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perdix 29

#84. Good catch! I missed it. Thanks to this info, suddenly the whole story makes sense.

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MikeDa1Da 14

84- everything about your profile (your username, info, and picture) makes me want to Sparta kick you into the pool behind you.

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Insomniasenemy 6

INo duh op is sick and in Vegas

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lolololer 8

pero sopa es buena... ;)

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ninjanate 0

Where do you get that shirt. I live in tx and never seen it. Is it in Austin?

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redbluegreen 40

In that case, I'd hate to see how you respond to the intimacy FMLs.

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EvilPotato 14

^ that made me want to wreck that toothless girl that was begging for money.

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Insane_Tea 15

^This makes me want to shave my pubes in the shape of a bonzai tree.

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Monkeybuttcream 4

TheIsland, rub me you shall. Hapenis bring too you I will. Yes master Yoda. ( damn those Jedi mind tricks)

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Beareyouseae 3

^ this makes my penis soft

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ikickgingers 15

^ makes me wish I had a penis

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The_Weirdo 10

^ This makes me want to say c-c-combo breaker!

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StoryOfTheYear 14

Shovels dug himself out of his own hole. :D Yay for irony.

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plantfood 4

^this makes me feel irrelevant.

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MikeMikeTheAzn 3

^ this makes me feel relevant

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cosmosis 12

Oh great... Op is sick and you suggest he/she sits in a crowded area?

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xxGheTToGumbYxx 16

When I was in Vegas in April I went to the casino in my hotel, lost $100 bucks in like 10min, and said screw this and hit up bars and clubs with some crazy Canadians and British people I just met until 7am. Long story short, casinos blowwww!

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Beareyouseae 3

That's crazy I was in Vegas in April too and there were some Canadian chicks at this one casino bar too hmmm...

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xxGheTToGumbYxx 16

Well if they were from Vancouver, maybe they were the same girls. O.o

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DeviantBreeder 7

AGREE! Suck it up, go take some anti-diarrhea tablets & go f**k s**t up!!!

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Osito2011 9

Take a laxative empty that stomach and party it up op!

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valdancer99 0

Get better soon OP!!

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Poser1337 5

If it didn't suck, it wouldn't be on FML. Not trying to be offensive, it just sounds to me like you were just trying for a fast comment so you could be on the first page.

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DontClickOnMe 28

Aw that's no fun! I hope you get better soon though and happy birthday!

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ICATiger 13

Now you're blasting chunks of vomit

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Dadz_fml 0

I see where you were going with that. But it failed.

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Amrel 10

I think microwaved soup is ******* delicious. You can celebrate when its gone anyways

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