Today, I was cooking with super hot ghost peppers. The package said "After handling them not to touch your eyes, nose or pets". They should've added "penis" to that list. FML
by Anonymous / 01/06/2012 at 9:22pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Health
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Chillies on your willy!
#5 - On 01/07/2012 at 1:43am by dasteve
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At least you know where the burning is coming from...
#4 - On 01/07/2012 at 1:42am by Agent36263626
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