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Today, I was diagnosed with vertigo. It's like being perpetually drunk, but without any of the fun bits. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18474) - you deserved it (1381)

On 01/06/2012 at 12:51pm - health - by aylla - Canada (Saskatchewan)

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Can actual drinking reverse that?

#2 - On 01/06/2012 at 6:42pm by Mikko8

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I've had it, and it's the worst. Luckily you only have to deal with the crazy dizzy/spinny feeling for about 2-3 days, then that will start to clear up and you will just feel funny for a few more days. After that you are golden. :)

Avoid situations that will lead to ear infections, and consider cleaning them more regularly (with ear drops like Debrox). And stop using Q-Tips daily.

I'm actually surprised you had the energy to make this post. When I had it I was stuck laying down on the couch for 3 days.

#3 - On 01/06/2012 at 6:44pm by warplayer

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