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Today, I tore a muscle in my back. At the hospital, I was prescribed some pain medication. My husband got me settled at home, with everything I needed within reach, and left for work. As I picked up the bottle to take the first pill, I knocked it on the floor. It rolled under the couch. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27112) - you deserved it (3366)

On 12/29/2011 at 2:01pm - health - by digressions (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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Just put the TV on Jersey Shore. The stupidity will make you forget all about your pain.

#6 - On 12/29/2011 at 4:52pm by DocBastard

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I keep ferrets for this exact reason.

#3 - On 12/29/2011 at 4:48pm by EllyMo

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