Today, I tore a muscle in my back. At the hospital, I was prescribed some pain medication. My husband got me settled at home, with everything I needed within reach, and left for work. As I picked up the bottle to take the first pill, I knocked it on the floor. It rolled under the couch. FML

by digressions / 12/29/2011 at 2:01pm / Canada (Ontario) / Health

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  • Just put the TV on Jersey Shore. The stupidity will make you forget all about your pain.

    #6 - On 12/29/2011 at 4:52pm by DocBastard

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  • I keep ferrets for this exact reason.

    #3 - On 12/29/2011 at 4:48pm by EllyMo

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