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Today, my mom convinced me that she and my dad were getting divorced. I have anxiety problems, so I had a panic attack. She then laughed, and said, "Just kidding, I wanted to see your reaction. It's the best so far." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29466) - you deserved it (3218)

On 12/27/2011 at 4:42am - health - by somewhatlucky - United States (California)

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Ha!! Tell her you are expecting a child, and enjoy the show.

#3 - On 12/27/2011 at 9:48am by cookie_3008

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You should have told her "Good that you are joking mum. I wouldn't have the heart to tell you I would choose to stay with dad!"

#8 - On 12/27/2011 at 9:51am by Savra

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