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Today, I overheard my mom telling my younger sister not to use my razors because she "doesn't know what I may have." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24871) - you deserved it (4420)

On 12/25/2011 at 2:28am - health - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

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It appears that your mom's razor sharp words have cut you too deep.

#3 - On 12/25/2011 at 9:59am by upyourzlolz

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do you know what you have? lol

#1 - On 12/25/2011 at 9:56am by lanitotherescue

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