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Today, my Mom and I found out that we're allergic to the wood my Dad has been making fires with. She can't see, I can't breathe. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24776) - you deserved it (1956)

On 12/24/2011 at 5:05pm - health - by AllergyRidden - United States (California)

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Merry Christmas.

#2 - On 12/25/2011 at 3:21am by iliketofu

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When I first read this all I saw was "dad" and "wood". Glad that didn't go in the direction I was heading. BTW Merry Christmas everyone, or "Happy Holidays" for all you politically correct bastards ha.

#12 - On 12/25/2011 at 3:26am by kidwiththeface42

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