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Today, I took a poop that was three states of matter. Solid, liquid, and gas. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22645) - you deserved it (7188)

On 12/13/2011 at 10:45pm - health - by brownunderwear - United States (Washington)

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#1 - On 12/14/2011 at 2:36am by akagopher

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At least there was no plasma?

#7 - On 12/14/2011 at 2:41am by Eyams

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