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Today, it's the last day of finals week. Unfortunately the only test I've passed this week is the pregnancy test I took during my lunch break in a Subway bathroom. FML


I agree, your life sucks (18844) - you deserved it (47023)

On 12/13/2011 at 12:16am - health - by LogicalMolly - United States (North Carolina)

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1+1=3 without a condom.

#1 - On 12/13/2011 at 5:56am by saIty

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Did you have a 6inch with meatballs?

#3 - On 12/13/2011 at 5:59am by FunkyAndFresh

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